Showing posts with label deepika padukone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deepika padukone. Show all posts

Monday, 1 March 2010

Karthik Calling Karthik

The idea of a mystical assistance to succeed through life's inevitable disappointments is quite a fascinating one. Genie in the lamp, Fairy Godmothers or any wish-granting medium is an upshot of this peculiar human fantasy.

Karthik Calling Karthik, too, stems from this deep-rooted desire.


Only our eponymous hero (Farhan Akhtar ) isn't Aladdin, Cinderella or Bruce Nolan (of Almighty fame). A stereotypical weak geek at the receiving end of his scowling landlord (Vipin Sharma doing what he does best -- snap) and growling boss (Ram Kapoor with his snarling skills should sign up for Wolf Man), he's pretty much invisible for everyone else in the world, including, the leggy colleague in a pencil skirt (Deepika Padukone ) to whom he's written a thousand plus unsent drafts of affection. Basically, he is Amol Palekar of Chhoti Si Baat, sans the goofy smile and mysterious past.
Dude seems to be in desperate need of Cinkara (Hamdard ka tonic, anyone?). But this is Farhan's production. And he's all about indelible charisma, hip aesthetics and urban wit. While the easygoing charm and wall decor is spot on, absence of crisp humour is conspicuously felt all through its loitering 16 reels.

Having said that, it's imperative to remember this is a Vijay Lalwani film. The first-time director is the strength or weakness behind its story, screenplay, dialogue and direction. If you view this with the expectations of a Farhan caper, you're doing both of them great disservice.

In other words, herbal tonic is out of question. Instead Karthik starts receiving strange calls from another Karthik who promises to help him attain everything that is rightly his -- power, money and love.

Desperate for comfort, Karthik doesn't need too much convincing before he takes up the seemingly unconditional offer. In no time, he's promoted from cabin to cubicle and single to boyfriend status.

No personality makeover in Hindi films is complete without a change of wardrobe. Even Sai Paranjape couldn't resist doing this to Farooq Shaikh in Chashme Buddoor. And so it's bye-bye Surinder Sahni and say-hello-to-Dil-Chahta-Hai.

Quickly enough, Lalwani runs out of ideas and till intermission KCK seems to be heading nowhere. Pace (editing by Aarti Bajaj ) is one of the film's recurring problems. It's unnecessarily pensive and long-winded for its genre.

Even the romantic interactions are sluggish and uninspired. Although Farhan and Deepika are a cool couple to look at, you don't feel the vibe, mainly, because the conversations are just so 'meh'.

Their chemistry fares better against the breezy Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy composition, Hey Ya, choreographed effectively around their courtship and dating in office, malls, coffee shops and Khandala.

Things get dark and creepy in the second half when the Karthik-Karthik pact takes a beating. This is when Lalwani comes in his element and shows a flair for gritty thrillers without resorting to cheesy exaggeration or relying on excessive technique (camerawork: Sanu John Varughese, background score: Midival Punditz and Karsh Kale).

At this point, the on-going events on screen lead me to construct a sort of Dr Faustus meets The Dark Half brand of murkiness. If only Lalwani was as ambitious as the sinister alternatives in my head.

Saturday, 27 February 2010

Backs of Bollywood

Bollywood is really where it's at.

Face it, we have some of the best looking women right here in this industry. And with awareness about fitness and wellness doing the rounds, these women have just gotten better looking.

Gone are the days of ill-fitting clothes and garish make-up. These days, stars take a lot of effort to make sure they look good from head to toe. And that includes the much neglected back, which was once covered up either with layers of pancake or clothes.

Be it yoga, diets or hours spent at the gym, some heroines have the sexiest backs. Here's a look!

Place 1 : Sonal Chauhan
With a curvy back like hers, we're stumped why we're not seeing more of the Jannat star.


Place 2: Deepika Padukone

Want to know the secret behind Deepika's toned body? Well, the actress says she wakes up at 6 am daily for her fitness routine, which includes yoga and free hand exercises. Plus, she plays a mean game of badminton.

Place 3: Priyanka
We know Priyanka is talented. What we didn't know is that this desi girl looks good going as she does coming.


Place 3: Rani
Yes, this petite actress does deserve a place on this list. After all, she worked long hours in the gym to get a back to die for.
Place 4 :Celina
Among Celina's many droolworthy assets, her back hardly gets a mention. Until now

Place 5: Malaika Arora Khan
She's one of the sexiest moms in Bollywood. No wonder we still love watching her in item numbers

Place 6: Ash
Some women have it all. Just look at that flawless face and bod, and you will know what we mean.
Place 7: Uditha
Pooja Bhatt's discovery gave a glimpse of her delectable back in Mohit Suri's Zeher (2005). She did it again in Paap. Will we get third time lucky?


Place 8 : Bebo
Size Zero's poster girl showed just how awesome her back is when she posed with boyfriend Saif Ali Khan for this provocative poster of their movie Kurbaan.